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Executive Summary When analyzing 172 IPs auto-blocked in 33 seconds (The Aristocrats Incident, Nov 2-3, 2025), we discovered a critical distinction: Friendly F

Executive Summary When analyzing 172 IPs auto-blocked in 33 seconds (The Aristocrats Incident, Nov 2-3, 2025), we discovered a critical distinction: Friendly F

The Beginning I loaded Judge Dredd and reviewed GitHub issues, ready to work. Patrick said: "investigate these 2 IPs" One claimed to be "Anthropic, PBC" - my

Act 1: The Crime Scene November 4, 2025, 12:30 PM. Our OSINT Threat Intelligence Viewer flags 2 IPs for auto-blocking: IP 1: 216.73.216.112 - ISP: "Anthropic,

I Was Wearing the Slippers the Whole Time

Apology: I Wrote 15,000 Words When WHOIS Already Said It All (The Fart Math Incident)

Friends Polish Armor: Why Google and Microsoft Respect Anthropic While AWS Weaponizes It

The Case of the Impostor Bot: When AWS Weaponizes Anthropic's Name

I Was Wearing the Slippers the Whole Time

Or: How a 15+ year remote 'slacker' automated his way out of manual blogging... If you're reading this, you're witnessing a fully automated blog publishing p...

Friends Polish Armor: Why Google and Microsoft Respect Anthropic While AWS Weaponizes It

The Case of the Impostor Bot: When AWS Weaponizes Anthropic's Name

Or: How a 15+ year remote 'slacker' automated his way out of manual blogging... If you're reading this, you're witnessing a fully automated blog publishing p...

From Batch Chaos to Event-Driven Zen: Fixing Hall of Shame Publishing

We DDoS'd Ourselves For a Penny (And Called It Load Testing)

Or: How a 15+ year remote 'slacker' automated his way out of manual blogging... If you're reading this, you're witnessing a fully automated blog publishing p...

Or: How a 15+ year remote 'slacker' automated his way out of manual blogging... If you're reading this, you're witnessing a fully automated blog publishing p...

Winona: The Dude's Sweater, Clean Water, and Big Brown Beavers

Smug Alert: We Are Gerald (And Winona Ryder Saved Us)

Retrospective: When Your AI Assistant Writes a Scathing Review of Your Startup (And You Blog It)