Cheese and Crackers - I swear I was heading to bed...
- Patrick Duggan
- Sep 28, 2025
- 2 min read
So here I am after a fantastically relaxing weekend. Apple shopping at the University of Minnesota Apple Store (where they can answer questions like "which bag is the freshest from the tree?" and they can tell you by its temperature. As well as educate you on when the University invented it (invented apples?), like the Zestar and the beloved Honeycrisp.
Myself? I love bleeding edge science so regardless of the minutes since leaving the branch, I leaned into the old #1955 - invented, tested, and deployed to the public in 2016. There were no alphas or betas on this trip. Next time.

So where was I....... Yah. Bed. Monday is for work, everybody's working for this right?
But... that itch. That need to test assumptions. Awwwww Cheese and Crackers. Let me check with staff. Ya know? Schedule a full security review. The findings from my unimaginably disastrous security breech? Well, read the DugganUSA report!

Oh thank heavens. Disaster averted. I am in Freemium mode!
What a gasp of relief!
Well since we came out of stealth mode 4 days ago (AI Infrastructure man - get used to the pace), I only had until Friday 4PM or so to bang this out! Its the weekend! I have fallen into and out of Terraform (sorry, Hashi - we will always be friends), and Bicep? Yeah. Never launched a single build. Feel less bad about that one (yo Microsoft we still good bud?).
But anywho, figured I'd re-test my assumptions against stealth mode and the investor plan since the good news back from the security consultants!

Ha! I knew I'd be in bed before the Dallas Greenbay game! Goodnight, Chris Renda! Good night, Johnboy.


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